Best infomercial.

Lets face it, Vince, The Shamwow guy is killin it right now. That guy is the T-Pain of Informercials(I couldnt think of a better metaphor). But I think Billy Mays here does a good job selling this new product.

Master Cleanse. Day 8

As you can see, i lost a lot of weight in my face. I think i lost 63 lbs. After day 6, I didn't eat. I was at the point where I thought eating was overrated, and I had more important shit to worry about in the world. Like the economy, the war in Iraq and the release date of Jay-Z's Blueprint 3. We'll see if I reach my goal of being 97 lbs. Let's go!!!

(So i really ended the fast on day 6. I was doing really good, until I ran into my weakness. That meal was awesome. Now I'm back at living life. I should update this blog more often.)

Master Cleanse. Day 2

Why am I doing this you ask? It's really simple. I'm fat. Yes, I know it's hard to see it, but I am. (i took me a while to notice it too) So here I am on day 2 of the Master Cleanse(if you don't know what this is, then google it) and I have to say, it's rough. My nose never worked so hard my entire life.

So here of photo of me from day 2. Ill put up more photos as I continue on this trek for a better colon.

Disarrono on the rocks (@ the Wynn)

Oh how I love fridays. Especially when I spend it in the Wynn poker room with Mr. StoneRokk. Here were are, playing poker with seat one(Mr. Rockerfeller) catching the most ridiculous hands. As I speak, Stone and Rockerfeller in a monster pot. Well at least Disaronno is not bad.

Merry Christmas.

Christmas is right around the corner, and for all of you who are having a shitty holiday, maybe this vid from the Captains of Industry(Stonerokk & Graham Funke) can cheer you up a little. Big shout outs to Five, Vice, OB-one & Rocktakon(sick tre flip). Youtube ain't safe nomore.(using my DJ Clue/KaySlay voice)

Bruce Lee Ping Pong

Van Damme Kick of the Day.

Jean Claude Van Damme. If it wasn't for this international martial arts sensation, this segment, Van Damme Kick of the Day wouldn't have been possible. So in honor of his new movie, JCVD(in selected theaters now) I felt like it was about time to give him his own, "Kick of the Day".

So his name is Bruce.

Oh no!!

Pretty much everywhere, It's going to be hot.

i guess being a weatherman in Haiti can't be that hard.

Hall and Oates

Weekend Update clip with Hall & F'n Oates.